LIVING LOHAN

With Lindsay Lohan’s whirlwind rinse cycle year of rehab, arrest, rehab, arrest, rehab; the Lohan family has seen it all. And now we can, too. LiLo's little sister, Ali, and mom, Dina, are going to document the day-by-day happenings in their showbiz family’s life on a new reality show for E!, tentatively titled Living Lohan.

ANGIE’S BROTHER OPENS MOUTH

Angelina Jolie’s brother James Haven, took his tongue out of his sister’s mouth long enough to comment on why Angie stayed away for the Oscar night festivities. James said:
“Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman’s feelings are concerned. She’d go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I’m talking about a situation like one of Brad’s ex partners or his ex-wife.” If James knows what’s good for him he should keep his mouth shut. Angie has a history of cutting family members out of her life for speaking to the press.

AI’S DAVID HERNANDEZ - GAY STRIPPER

American Idol 7 semi-finalist David Hernandez was a stripper in Phoenix until last fall. He “worked as a stripper at Dick’s Cabaret, appearing fully nude and performing lap dances for the club’s ‘mostly male’ clientele,” the AP reports.
David worked there until Sept. 30, 2007; he auditioned for the Fox reality show two months earlier, on July 30 in San Diego. The club’s manager, Gordy Bryan, said, “He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here. … He never renewed his licensing with the state, so he hasn’t been on my roster since then.”
Fox declined to comment to the AP, but last year, Antonella Barba was allowed to stay on the show after pictures of her appeared online. Frenchie Davis, however, was disqualified once
Initial reports that Hernandez worked at a strip club came from Vote for the Worst, which published photos of “David working at Burn, a gay nightclub that just recently closed in Phoenix.” But there was no evidence until now that he actually stripped.

STEVE-O ARRESTED AGAIN

Steve-O was arrested Monday on suspicion of vandalism and drug possession at his Hollywood apartment complex after he taped himself bashing holes in the wall of a neighboring apartment, seemingly with a mind to drive his fellow tenant out of the building. Los Angeles Police Department spokeswoman Ana Aguirre said Steve-O, whose full name is Stephen Glover, was busted at 5 a.m. after his neighbor made a citizen's arrest. Officers then allegedly found a small amount of drugs at the residence and learned at some point during the bust that the reality-TV star hadn't paid the piper for a recent traffic violation.
He was booked at the Hollywood Community Police Station, where he was being held as of Monday morning, on suspicion of vandalism, possession of a controlled substance and having an outstanding traffic warrant.
Although LAPD originally characterized the incident as a dispute over a fence, Steve-O's enterprising home-movie-making, as documented on his website, shows fairly clearly that what went down took place indoors.

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BRITNEY BANKRUPT (in 4 years)

If Britney Spears keeps spending/not earning at the rate that she is, she’ll be bankrupt within 4 years. Her family has been holding talks with her to try and intervene in her shopping sprees, as Brit’s fortune, by some reports is down to as low as $20 million. Britney’s people are hoping that an up-coming tour will help the troubled pop star regain her financial footing.

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DEMI MOORE SPOTED AT MIAMI FILM FEST

Demi Moore was seen at the Miami Film Festival over the weekend. The mother of Rumor Willis was at the premiere and press conference for the appropriately named Flawless during the Miami International Film Festival. Demi plays a diamond thief in the crime/drama movie which comes out at the end of this month.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON WANTS YOUR MONEY

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning herself off on Ebay. The star is trying to raise money for OxFam by auctioning –
* Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
* Chauffeured car service to the premiere
* Hair and makeup for one by Privé
* A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere
The bidding is currently at $10.50….what a steal!

PARIS – NOT AS DUMB AS SHE LOOKS

We ALL know that celebrities get paid for partying at night clubs. But did you know they also get paid for shopping at trendy stores and eating at trendy restaurants? Hotel Heiress, Paris Hilton is taking her celebrity to a new level. It seems our girl is becoming a one women promotion machine. Paris went shopping on super trendy Robertson Boulevard over the weekend and brought with her a Shaman. The two went into stores like Fred Segal and Kitson before sitting down and discussing his new book “The Path to the Painted Shaman“. The sight of the odd twosome caused such chaos that police were called. The next day celebrity newspapers, blogs, and magazines all carried pictures of Paris and her new friend. What was not published was the fact that Paris got paid for her day out. It seems our girl is not as dumb as she looks. Paris got paid by the stores for shopping there and she got paid by the Shaman for helping publicize his book. Nice work if you can get it.

I LOVE THIS GUY

Britney Spears’ new paparazzi friend is not what she had in mind. Clad in a pink wig this NEWS reporter has been fallowing poor Brit around LA and has even been spotted crying outside the pop star’s home after being denied entrance. Britney may not think it’s funny but we here at DIRT-TRUTH sure do. I think if anyone lands the first interview with Britney it should be this guy.

KATE JOINS OWEN IN MIAMI

Kate Hudson was spotted in Miami over the weekend. This is only adding to the rumors that she and Owen Wilson are back together. Owen is in Miami filming MARLEY AND ME with Jennifer Aniston. It is funny that the two ex-lovers would be in the same city at the same time. Especially since, they have been rumored to be reuniting.

AMY WINEHOUSE DIAGNOSED WITH SKIN DECEASE

People.com is reporting that Amy Winehouse's has been diagnosed with impetigo.
It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps – and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site.

The singer has been prescribed drugs ... in the form of antibiotics.

As for how the singer's feeling, "She's fine," a pal tells PEOPLE. "She's not hiding away. She's never been one to care what people think."

NAOMI HITCHES A RIDE

Our favorite communist whore left a hospital in Brazil via Helicopter to avoid the paparazzi.

SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE STILLS

Here are a few pics from the up-coming movie SEX AND THE CITY

PRINCE HARRY RETURNS HOME

Prince Harry returned home to Britain this morning from his active duty in Afghanistan. He reunited with father Prince Charles and brother Prince William, 25, as he stepped off the plane in RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire just after 11:30 am. The Blues and Royals 'Cornet' or Second Lieutenant, 23, had his 10-week stint serving in the military against Afghanistan cut short when his location was disclosed.

The Defence Ministry said the withdrawal decision had been taken "primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual".

LA LOPEZ NAMES TWINS

Jennifer Lopez has announce the name of her new born twins. MAX and EMME have been welcomed with open arms and hearts to the Lopez clan. However reports are surfacing that Jennifer Lopez is taking motherhood to a new DIVA level. La Lopez and her wasted away hubby Marc Anthony have reportedly hired six bodyguards for their new born twins. The cost is approximately $600,000.00 a year not including benefits. Closed-circuit cameras have also been installed in every room in the house.

But all this cannot be compared to the money spent to sanitize the inter home. There are dispensers of hygienic cleanser strategically placed all around her home. People are instructed to basically scrub before they come close to her precious ones.There has even been a purchase of what's being called 'a lifetime supply' of surgical masks because anyone coming in contact with the twins must put one of the things on.

Is J. LO becoming a germaphobe or is she just taking up where Michael Jackson left off.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S NEW LOOK

JT is getting his “BOOGIE NIGHTS” on. Here are some pics from Justin’s new film The Love Guru.

KELLY & KATE’S WILD, WILD, WILD, NIGHT OUT

Supermodel Kate Moss and rock royalty Kelly Osbourne seemed like they had something to celebrate last night. The two started off the night all fresh and clean and ended up looking like two junk yard cats after a fight. The night started off with good clean fun, when Kelly walked the red carpet at the NME awards looking like a vision in sparkles with a black miniskirt, silver top, boots and a blazer. Things quickly turned debaucherous, however. Kelly shared a table with fellow rock spawn Kimberly Stewart and according to a report in London’s Daily Mail, Kelly fired back at NME host James Corden after he introduced her as “the queen of hanging with the bands,” a name that did not sit well with Kelly, who rifled back, “Go f*** your mother, Mr. Queen of hanging with the bands.”

Kelly also expressed disappointment in her pal Amy Winehouse’s nomination for Villian of the Year, saying, “I think it’s unfair to knock someone when they’re down.”

Perhaps Kelly took out her frustration by partying, when she and her model pal Kate, and Kate’s rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince headed over to club Punk in London’s SoHo area after the awards. According to the Daily Mail, the former Calvin Klein model, “exited the club unsteadily with her head hanging down, wearing black shorts and a leather jacket, and opaque tights which appeared to have stains on them.”

They took the party back to Kelly’s flat until 4 a.m.

AMY WINEHOUSE IS IN THE CLEAR

Singer Amy Winehouse was cleared today of charges that she tampered with witnesses in a criminal case regarding her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

"Amy is pleased to be discounted from the investigation and thanks the police for their professionalism in their dealings with her," said her spokesman, Chris Goodman, in a prepared statement.

Amy was arrested in December after being questioned about conspiring with her hubby about how to deal with an assault charge against him stemming from when Blake attacked a pub landlord, but officials from Scotland Yard made it clear today that she was no longer part of the case.

Meanwhile, Blake appeared in court today to enter a plea in the case. During the hearing, he spoke only to confirm his name and plead not guilty. Amy wasn't in court. Blake is due to appear in court again in April.

HOT BODS

Justin Timberlake & Kylie Minogue

CUTEST COUPLE

T.R. Knight and his date at Elton John’s Oscar party.

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS SHOWS YOU WHAT HE’S MADE OF

Actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not afraid to show a little skin and we have the proof. Check out these pics from one of his earlier films.

BRITNEY HOUSE SHOPPING?

After numerous complaints from neighbors, it looks like Britney Spears is shopping for a new house. Britney has been seen driving to a house on Mountain Crest Lane in the posh neighborhood of Brentwood. Her dad Jamie has also been spotted at the house meeting with someone reported to be a real estate agent. It is unclear if Spears is looking to purchase the home for herself or her pops. Or she may just be killing time. Her parents have been trying to keep her busy with different projects. Maybe buying a house is just another attempt at getting Brits life back together. Here is a pic of the house Britney currently hangs her wig at.

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